The 27 Dresses From “27 Dresses,” Ranked

(*27*)

This is the definitive, 100% correct rating.

27 Dresses is, no doubt, among the best rom-coms to emerge from the late 2000s.


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Yeah, I stated it.

For those that have by no means watched this cinematic masterpiece, the premise is that Jane (Katherine Heigl) is at all times a bridesmaid, by no means a bride. She will get to know Kevin (James Marsden), a journalist along with his personal agenda. Cue her personal journey to being a bride, full with one stunning montage by which she fashions her many bridesmaids clothes for Kevin.

It’s an excellent alternative to do the perfect a part of marriage ceremony tradition: judging the style. Here is a rating of all of the clothes we see…

27.

The Bo Peep gown


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As Kevin says within the film, the theme of this gown appears to be “humiliation”. Fun for a fancy dress celebration, perhaps, however not a lot else.


26.

The inexperienced ’80s quantity


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I wish to know what yr Jane was meant to be a bridesmaid in when she wore this. Not an excellent look previous 1990.

25.

The olive gown


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The reduce of this gown is not nice, however it’s satisfactory — the colour, nevertheless, is simply the worst. The type of bridesmaids gown that makes you suppose the bride is punishing you.


24.

The pink peplum


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Remember when peplums had been an entire factor? This gown has lots occurring, and once more, could be very ’80s.


23.

The pale pink ball robe


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There’s nothing significantly offensive about this gown, however there’s nothing significantly good about it both. The colour is good, I suppose?

22.

The final bridesmaid gown


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When you image a stereotypical bridesmaid gown, it in all probability appears to be like lots like this. For such a bland gown, there’s A LOT taking place. The collar! The sparkles! The tie on the waist! It’s mainly a Franken-dress.

21.

The blue lacy gown


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I really feel like there is a world the place this gown just isn’t horrible — if it had been a bit shorter, with a special waistline, perhaps — however we don’t dwell in that world.

20.

The mint bolero look


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This is a stunning colour however the fashion is such a painfully ’00s look it is exhausting to suppose fondly of it. The bolero! We had been subjected to so many boleros!

19.

The pink ’80s quantity


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Another bizarrely ’80s outfit, however weirdly flattering? I do not hate it and I am unable to fairly say why.

18.

The yellow outfit


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The colour is nice on Jane. The prime half of the gown is not dangerous. The backside half is a bit of dangerous. The equipment are lots dangerous.


17.

The blue bustle


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The colour is good, and so is the beading, however the fashion is terrible. The bustle, particularly, is heinous.


16.

The lacy look


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With some edits, this gown might really look actually nice. But she high-key appears to be like just like the mom of the bride at an ’80s marriage ceremony.

15.

The Barbie gown


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This gown offers an excessive Barbie vibe. Not a nasty factor — besides Jane appears to be like extreeeeemely uncomfortable in it, so it loses loads of factors for that.


14.

The cowgirl match


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Is this absurd for a marriage? Yes. But does not she look kinda cute? And she’d completely be capable to repurpose that outfit, with some alterations.


13.

The quick strapless blue gown


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Contrary to a few of the different clothes, this gown is peak 2008. It’s not the worst. But it is from the perfect.

12.

The dress-and-hat combo


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The gown itself just isn’t dangerous in any respect — I believe the layered skirt is type of good — however the hat! Oh, the hat is dangerous.

11.

The pink and yellow fluffball


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This gown is type of horrible but additionally type of unimaginable? Maybe I’ve been gazing too many dangerous clothes, perhaps it is simply the enjoyment of Jane’s pose right here, however there’s one thing so enjoyable about it.

10.

The goth look


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We sadly cannot see what this gown actually appears to be like like — however from what we will see it is type of tremendous? I imply, a spiked choker just isn’t what many people would decide for our marriage ceremony, however Jane appears to be like fairly scorching.

9.

The pink sweetheart gown


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This is one other very ’00s gown, however all issues thought of it holds up fairly nicely. Jane is compelled into loads of pink clothes, however this shade is especially nice on her.

8.

The scuba glam


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I can really feel some anger already about how excessive that is on the listing. But look, it is RIDICULOUS — but additionally enjoyable and cute. It makes me smile, and it will get a Top 10 spot for that alone.


7.

The kimono


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This is basically fairly! Just not a favourite.


6.

The whimsical peach


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Objectively, I believe this gown is type of ugly. But Jane floats round like a fairy with such pleasure and whimsy, I am unable to assist however find it irresistible.


5.

The tophat gown


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The tophat is, nicely, over-the-top, however I really suppose this gown is basically, actually cute.

4.

The go well with


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I’d take pleasure in this extra if the tailoring was higher, however contemplating the ’00s setting, that is fairly rattling good.

3.

The empire-waist gown


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Maybe I watch too many Jane Austen interval dramas, however I’m an enormous fan of this silhouette. She appears to be like pretty!


2.

The sari


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This is the perfect bridesmaid look, little doubt about it.

1.

The marriage ceremony gown


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OF COURSE that is the winner. It’s her marriage ceremony gown! The complete film has been constructing as much as this! It’s easy, however Jane appears to be like stunning in it. What’s to not love?


Obviously this rating is appropriate, however should you really feel like telling me I’m flawed (I’m not) — how would you rank Jane’s clothes?

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